How many times have you read one of these?!  My turn!!

I, Kathryn Elizabeth Jensen, do solemnly swear that I DON'T KNOW THE BSB!!  If I did, do you seriously think I'd be doing this?  No.  I'd be kickin' Nick's ass at Nintendo.  Duh. 

Ahem.  Sorry.

So.  I don't know the BSB or anyone affiliated with them.  If they want to meet me, HEY LET ME KNOW, cuz I'd be way down with that.  I'd be down with it, around it, and all up in it!

Just enjoy the fic.  Fic is short for fiction.  Fiction is another word for NOT REAL.  Again, if I had the opportunity to make this real, I'd jump at the chance.  Sadly, here I am.